shoutout to fanfiction.net for having the same layout since the beginning of time
I could not find an image on google to describe how happy that made me feel.
I DEMAND YOU REBLOG THIS IF YOU READ THIS!
THIS IS THE ONLY WOMAN WHO CAN STAND NEXT TO BEYONCE AND STILL BE THE MOST FABULOUS PERSON IN THE ROOM
So, in the middle of everything today, we ran across a hellaciously distressed momma mallard and a bunch of her baby ducks that had fallen down a sewer grate. Another guy was already trying to fish them out, so my friend and I called animal control before we tried to fish the rest of them out. When Animal Control got there, we had all of them out and the mother duck quacking very happily. I was surprised - none of us got snapped at or hurt. I was even holding onto a bag at one point that had all of them in it and she just watched me.
I love how the duck is perched on the guy’s butt
I’M SO HAPPY
Ducks are much nicer than geese.
I helped get some goslings across a major highway for their momma and while I was returning them to her she hissed at me and tried to attack me.
“Can you, in fact, “Spock-ify” any phrase that I give you?” (x)